Twitter’s latest meme trend is as accurate as it is funny. Loads of Twitter-users answered the question: what do white people love to say? The amount of ‘-isms’ collected is crazy, and each person’s answer is sure to make you laugh. From old jokes to catchphrases and offhanded remarks, our list covers a little bit of everything.
If you can think of a popular saying or two yourself, read on to see if the Internet agrees! You might even say a few of these things without realizing it! So check out this list of things that white people are definitely guilty of saying.
On the subject of living dangerously:
What’s life without some risk?
Such a lack of trust…
Psh, rude!
How do you make plans?
Is this code for “let’s not and say we did?”
Exercise to the fullest.
How else do you get cardio?
When Doritos pack a punch:
Gotta love Cool Ranch.
Sometimes the snack packs too much of a punch.
Run away!
What’s so funny?
Hmm, depends on the damage done.
A self-fulfilling prophecy…
At least the statement is truthful!
Restaurant etiquette is strange sometimes.
Gotta get every single crumb!
Is honesty always the best policy? Not always.
Hey, it was bad, not inedible!
Happy birthday?
Well, you’re not wrong.
How to greet your friends:
Gee, thanks, ‘friend.’
How about some self-made sound effects?
But you’re not knocking, you’re talking…
Sometimes even walking is too much.
Sounds unsanitary, but sure!
Hurry up!
Time’s a-wasting…I guess?
A popular alternative to “you’re welcome.”
Is it really, though?
If this ain’t the truth…
Guilty!
Always try and score that free meal:
You have to issue a warning before the dancing starts:
Pay for your own dinner!
Get ready for some sick moves!
Do you believe in magic?
Well, most tour guides do follow a script…
Too little, too late.
Thanks for the warning!
Learning languages can be fun:
Gesundheit!
Sound familiar?
If you’ve ever taken more than a couple of minutes on your shoes (or jacket), you’ve probably heard that!
How to tell when food is good:
That’s one way to interpret silence!
The car-key catchphrase:
Always state the obvious!
The oldest New Years’ joke:
We all say this at least once a year.
When rain starts to fall:
The firsthand evidence can’t be denied!
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