10 Guys Who Should Stay Away From Participating In No Shave November
Millions of men around the globe are already sporting beards to support this year’s No Shave November campaign. They have given up shaving to donate that money to the charitable causes, and also to the No Shave November foundation that works for the awareness of Men’s cancer. Where most of the people look quite dashing with a stylish beard, there are some who looks like a disaster after growing their beards. And, these are the 10 guys who should stay away from participating in no shave November.
15-year Oldies
You really don’t need to hurry up so much, kiddo! You will have your own time to take part and have a weird looking beard when you will grow up a bit, have a job, and also have several dating profiles on Tinder. But as of now, you really need to calm down and wait for some 10 more years to participate.
Grown up guys with beards of a 15-year old
We all have that one friend who has a weirdly thin beard even after spending 35 years on planet earth. It is absolutely not possible for them to participate in the No Shave November campaign even if they want to. Clint Eastwood once uttered absolutely right words that “A man’s got to know his limitations.”
Soup-addicts
If you really love soups or even lentil, then the No Shave November is absolutely out of your league. You need to choose between your soup and your beard because these two will not go hand in hand. So either enjoy your soup or give it up and have a face full of weirdly looking beard this November.
Chefs of the Cafeteria
It’s always great to have a chef with a clean face. Because you may need some extra meat in your taco but you certainly won’t enjoy some extra beard or stray hairs on it. So, in case your cafeteria chef is also participating in the No Shave November this year, stick to some home-cook food till next month.
Men on Murder Trials
It is absolutely best not to have a beard for those who are right now in their murder trials. Because even you didn’t commit that crime, you will certainly look like a criminal after growing your beard in a weird manner. So, stay away from it if you are in your trial. And, let’s hope for a crime-free-year next season.
Tiger Woods
No doubt, Tiger is definitely one of the best golfers of all time, but he looks absolutely horrendous while sporting a beard, especially around his chin. And, in case you forgot the old goatee days of Tiger Woods, here goes a marvelous picture of him sporting that weird beard. Please, Tiger, don’t ever do this again!
If you are going to your partner’s house
There are only two possibilities, either your father-in-law doesn’t have any beard at all, or he is also having a beard for the No Shave November. If he is cleanly shaven then he will definitely not going to appreciate your beard. And, if he is having one then you’ll have an awkward competition of dangling beard with him. In both the cases, things will not be in your favor.
If you don’t have flannel shirts
Don’t even dare to sport a beard until and unless you have at least three flannel shirts. You are yet to earn the right, in case you don’t have these shirts. Millions of men have already started sweating with their wooly muffs on the faces since July to be a true beard-guy this November. So, don’t spoil the game.
Gillette Sales Executives
Gillette is no doubt one of the best things a man can get, especially if you need baby-bottom cheeks and a superman-like chin. The new laser-guided titanium 12-blade razor will definitely help you stop the urge for growing bread this November. And for the Gillette sales executive guys, it’s an absolute disaster to sport a beard.
If you want to dangle ornaments in your beard
Yes, some guys do have these kinds of fancy wishes. So, if you really want to grow your beard like a Christmas tree and dangle some fancy ornaments from it, STAY AWAY! This year’s No Shave November campaign is not at all for you.
