1. If there’s one thing we can agree on, it’s that pants are so damn disrespectful.
2. I’m just trying to make my life easy, pay my bills, do my job, and take Chill.
3. my pants don’t give a shit about any of Suck.
4. I casually brushed my hand on my inner thigh and feel it a Perfect Charm!
5. At first, It is Hard to Bear But Easy to Feel.
6. And then came the rage. “THESE ARE MY FAVORITE STUFF! WHY IS THE WORLD AFTER ME?!”
7. I jumped into my car and heard a spine-chilling.
8. when the sadness hit Me More than my Ugly Stuff.
9. I had torn my jeans from thigh to ass and I am confident
10. here comes the acceptance part of the story of my pity pent
11. I told myself I AM LOVING IT!
12. Well wouldn’t you know, the freedom it thought it rightfully deserved.
13. My pants were gone and I just had to accept it.
14.drove me to the store to get the Beauty One
15. I can’t pass up a bargain to get my Perfect One.